Today I bought a box of tea at Whole Foods. I did it because it was tulsi tea (Rama tulsi AND Krishna tulsi varieties) and the sheer blasphemy of it felt good. And then I realized that there is no one left that I could tell this to who would have the faintest idea as to what I was talking about, even if I explained it. If my ex-husband weren't such a prick I'd call him just to laugh about it. Hell, I'd serve him a cup. But there's just no one who will get it. There won't ever be. Not even the, what, two or three people who bother reading this thing.